Delighted Halfling (giggling) : Hi, y'all
Evil Armor Class 22 (natural armor) Hit Points 364 (26d10 +182) Speed 50ft Saving Throws Strength +16, Constitution +14 Skills Athletics +16, Intimidation +10, Survival +13 Damage Resistances non-magical Bludgeoning, Piercing and Slashing Damage Immunities Fire, Lightning Condition Immunities Frightened, Blinded Senses 120ft Darkvision, 30ft Blindsight Languages Behemoth Challenge 21 The Behemoth can cast any of the following spell requiring no material components, Wisdom is his spellcasting modifier for these spells (Atk bonus +13, DC 21)
Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if one or more of them entered from a graveyard or was cast from a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control
However, they have an alternate cost in addition to ink
You'll lose the ability to quest immediately with him, but the trade-off is being able to play an eight-Willpower Bodyguard (that heals itself) on turn four instead of turn five