I could go into how entering tapped makes it easier to activate its untap ability, but the real problem: That many lines of text would not fit on a real Magic card
Modern Pokemon ETB Sleeves Were going to group these sleeves all into one bucket because, for the most part, they are all the same
Here is why it works so well as a gift for Pokemon card collectors: It is a conversation starter
Youll run into: Tokens (usually standard size, but occasionally printed in other sizes depending on product) Emblems and checklist/helper cards (standard size) Oversized cards (promos, special products, Planechase planes, Archenemy schemes, Vanguard, and other delightful chaos)
That might lead to some slipperiness with card ratings but until we get mom tribal I think this is really the most interesting option