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and avoiding people whenever possible

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And certainly without being reminded every six months by the same person who keeps bringing it up

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Marriage Is Like a Deck of Cards T-Shirt – Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs & Spades python joke and avoiding people whenever possibleDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. In the beginning, everything is easy. You've got two hearts. You've got a diamond. Life is good. Every text message is exciting, every date feels magical, and somehow neither of you has discovered the other person's ability to leave cabinet doors open. Then time passes. The honeymoon phase fades. The mortgage arrives. Somebody develops strong opinions about thermostat