FAST MAGIC FOR GAME NIGHTS Crack two boosters, shuffle, and play
Endless Atlas gives you constant card draw so long as you have three lands with the same name, War Room lets you pay one life to draw a card, and Minas Tirith draws a card so long as you attacked with at least two creatures
The back half of this battle, Zilortha, Apex of Ikoria, makes itself and the creature you tutored for (and all of your other non-humans!) effectively unblockable
Whether you reanimate your creatures again with Shallow Grave, or build up to a Storm win with Cabal Ritual and Tendrils of Agony, Hades can easily take over a game of Commander
But the dog was cool. Nonetheless, I am so grateful to that guy for stopping and raising my cool score from -1 to, perhaps, 0